I’m not THAT old... Am I????
Current mood: disappointed

Well one would assume not... I mean 26, that's not old... right?

It all started with a skin check... The doctor says I have nothing to worry about, and hands me a phamplet...

"SEBORRHOEIC KERATOSES" I can't pronounce it, and I'm not even gonna try.  But basically it states... "Seborrhoeic keratosis are harmless, brown, slightly raised growths that give the appearance that they are sitting loosley on the skin.  They are one of the most common skin blemishes, some people refer to them as 'the barnacles of old age'  (did anyone else say that in their head with a pirate accent? I know I did).

It goes on... They are age-related, they are rare under 40 years of age and usually start to appear after 50 years.  By the age of 60, almost everyone has a few seborrhoeic keratosis.

So while my friends are getting wrinkles, I get an ugly sultana like bump on my skin.

GRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!

I want a refund!